Buy me IonCube

Hello,
I am making a live chat software. Will be ready within the next week or so. Except I need to ioncube it, I also need to find a licensing system.
I don't want to lose several hundred dollars at once right now, so I'm looking for somebody to buy ioncube encoder for me.
I will provide screenshots of it, to prove that it is done, and I will give you a free lifetime license of it (usually $7/month).
Thank you.