Generic-sounding News Agency; 11:50 PM
HyperVM was found laying in the street tonight, brutally stabbed. It was rushed to the nearest hospital where the doctors miraculously revived him. Doctors have given him 4 weeks to live.
In other news, Feathur was nominated as new mayor of BlueVille.
HyperVM is out. Feathur is in at BlueVM.