Best ticket today: can you show me how to enable remote desktop on my PC at home.
Yeah while I'm at it, let me take your dogs out for a walk and pick up your dry cleaning.
Budget / whiny customers: take note of how you treat your support staff. If you were that one client who files a ticket once in awhile, I would had pasted a link from Microsoft's website, but you're one of those hand holding clients who waves $4 at a VPS provider like we're supposed to jump like trained circus animals so you got the copy/paste reply of "Your request does not fall under our obligations as a VPS provider since this applies to your home PC"